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"THE ELEMENTS" by Tom Lehrer

    There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
    And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
    And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
    And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
    Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
    And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
    And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium
    And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

    There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
    And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
    And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
    And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

    There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
    And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
    And manganese and mercury, molybdinum, magnesium,
    Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
    And lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium,
    Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium
    Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
    And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium

    There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium
    And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium
    And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
    And chlorine, cobalt, carbon, copper,
    Tungsten, tin and sodium.

    These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
    And there my be many others but they haven't been discovered.
 
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